A intense fury that burns within a gamer when interrupted in gamer mode. It can lead to extreme bouts of Psychosis and cause the gamer to commit multiple felonies.
John: βwhat happened to your wifeβ
Derek: βcaused gamer rage which led me to punch her and hide the bodyβ
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When you're hair gets pushed down leaving a crease from a headset
Max: look at Kierans gamer crease.
Joe: that's so bad.
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The shape and size of young American male asses who do nothing but eat Cheetos and play COD all day.
Not a bad looking guy, but he has gamer ass.
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Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua canβt get on discord cuz heβs gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and canβt go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc
Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.
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A term used to define fat people who play too many video games.
Normal Person: You have gamer gut dude
Fat Person: No I don't!
Normal Person: Come do a push up then fat ass
Fat Person: Okay but let me finish this round of Halo Ok?
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An excuse people who play video games as apposed to exercising and doing real sports.
Sports Player: Man look at my swimmer body!
Guy with Gamer Gut: Yeah well look at my gamer gut!
Sports Player: Dude that's sick..
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A person recieves head while playing video games. More specifically while your hands on controller you can pull your partner forward, by placing the controller on the back of her neck.
Man I heard Young Dro got gamer head from a special someone, while getting wet playing Call of Duty 4.
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