Another Name For Toilet Paper
Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe
When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin
To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards
The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.
The use of shoveling toilet paper back and fourth between to Hot steamy men at a gay bar
“Hay have your ever been to the wipe ass before, it’s lots of fun
Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.
A not so masculine man attempting to be more masculine by participating (badly) in manly activities
He was shooting a bow & arrow! ..he doesn't do that! He's a dude wipe!