the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time
Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now
worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything
& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.
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To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"
1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!
when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost
"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."
When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.
It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.
When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask
Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!