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when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..
damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!
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a guy that you thought was your friend and just turns out to be an ass who thinks he's really your boyfriend and that you love him, even thought you've told him for years that:
1.you're gay, you don't swing that way
2.even if he was a chick..no
3.you don't like him like that.
then proceeds to try to kill you several times and beat you up cause you hate him
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It’s what you feel like when you have to get up to go to work or to school. It’s as bad as chronic fatigue syndrome, but you probably don’t have that, you’re just tired as shit.
Everyday when I have to get up I'm ex-fuckin-hausted.
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Deus ex incel is a condition device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem (virginity) in someone's history is suddenly and abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence
Bob went to a strip club and lost his virginity. That's a Deus Ex Incel
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A little gay jealous idiot whom left me without telling me.
By the way, if your reading this, fuck you. And I hope that skinny little bitch you found pleases you more than I ever did. I hate my ex-boyfriend.
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A term to define in fiction when there is an unexplained phenomenon that will most likely never be seen to.
Deus ex magicka, no shut it and listen!
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What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
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