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The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches
If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men
The Best person you will ever meet. He is crazy but an awesome chill pearson once you get to know him. He is also super hot.
OMG is that Thomas Chamberlain? So Hot!!!
the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.
“whats your name? Oh. Its thomas pencil.
A BIG BOI WHO MODELS FOR PLAYBOY
“so I heard you got with Thomas Marshall, you lucky duck”
“Ik He was my best get”
The signal and a amazing man who deserves the world
"hey did write Duke Thomas into the new Nightwing comic?"
"No because I'm gross and annoying."-Tom Taylor