Birds and The Bees

When a parent or guardian thinks you're old enough to get 'the talk', so they tell you that it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.

Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.

Mum: Honey, time to talk.
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!

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flip the bird

to make a rude sign with the hand by extending one's middle finger

I just invited you to come over to my house and watch R-rated movies and you had to flip the bird.

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bird chest

Only found on males. Havin no muscles so your ribs stick out like a bird cage, hince the term bird chest.

That lil nigga was so weak i crushed his punk ass bird chest wit one blow.

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dirty bird

A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end O.J. Santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at New England in early November. The fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the Falcons to the front of the Atlanta sports scene.

The Dirty Bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.

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bird-feed

1) To spend as little as possible on a female at a club or bar. 2) To buy a girl nothing but still expect her to sleep with you.

bird-feed/bird-feeding/bird-fed

(Created by The Czar)

"Man, I have no cash...tonight I gotta bird-feed these hoes."

"That hoe bought me 10 drinks, but I was bird-feeding her ass all night."

"I've been goin out with Betsy for two weeks and haven't bought her shit yet...that hoe just got bird-fed"

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shooting the bird

In Western countries, extending the middle finger (either on its own, or along with the index finger in the United Kingdom - like a reverse peace sign) is an offensive and obscene gesture, colloquially known as "flipping the bird", "flipping someone off", "shooting the bird", "the middle finger", "the middle salute", "the finger", "flipping off" or "giving the finger". The gesture is used as a form of insult to whom it is directed.

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Look at that dipshit shooting the bird. I'll bet he runs if I try to "talk" to him.

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Birds and Bees

When people try to explain how babies are made.

Dad! Tell me about the birds and bees!

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