cows breath

if a girl is being a cow ( really out of order) to her friends, she has cows breath. This is because all of the mean things that she has been saying have come out of her mouth and given her the breath of a cow.

"jen has been so out of order to me"
" she has cows breath"
"yah"

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breathing starfish

spread your butt cheeks and flex your bung hole

i went through four years of high school and no one knew i could do the breathing starfish.

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breath of god

The term 'breath of god' is an adjective used to describe when the force or 'wind' created by another persons flatulence (fart) comes in contact with your face or skin.

Not to be mistaken with a 'cupcake' - the key to a correct identification of the breath of god is the actual feeling of wind or 'breath' of another humans fart on your skin which is generally followed by an unbearable smell and or laughter.

Amber unleashed 'the breath of god' in her boyfriends face.

Many believe a 'cupcake' is the most intrusive of farting behaviour but nothing comes close to feeling the breath of god.

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Kanus Breath

Used to describe people's rank ass breath.. Canine+Anus=Kanus

Chelsea has Kanus Breath.

Your girlfriend has Kanus breath, tell her to brush her teeth!

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winner breath

Referring to the horrid mouth stench of a girl.

Also known as "winter breath," to go along with summer teeth

Nelson: "That girl has some real winner breath"
Tyler: "Huh?"
Nelson: "Winner breath hits your face, it smells like dead porpoises"
Tyler: "Ugh! That's terrible"
Nelson: "Winner breath hits your face, it smells like hot garbage"

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frey breath

breath that is so bad it makes you want to vomit and results in total lack of respect from those surrounding you.

Hey JD, do you have any gum? The frey breath was so bad this morning that I can still taste it."

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dragon breath

Morning breath so bad it is usually associated with peeling paint, dogs with their tails between their legs, crying babies, and reconfiguring your loved ones face.

Josh: Hey Steve, I need to pick up some paint thinner so I can take the paint off my Camaro's fenders.

Steve: No way man, Ill use my dragon breath, it worked wonders with my redecorating last night.

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