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When a guy puts his dick into an Asian girl's pussy and after fucking her for a bit, pulling out and wiping the juices over one butt cheek of the girl. Then he puts his dick in her ass and fucks it until just before orgasm. Pulls out and wipes his shit stained dick on the other butt cheek, ejaculates on and between the cheeks, then kneads the butt cheeks together with his hands like kneading pizza dough.
Bro, I want to Chinese Pizza that girl so hard right now
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there is not such thing, or is there?
S:chinese wombat...yehh umm...WAIT! is it a furball?
M: NO! its a BEBE!
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I do not like to eat Chinese Food but I do have Chinese Food at home.
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When a Chinese woman is so tight that when you try to insert your penis into her vagina it gets stuck. When you try to thrust or escape, you just get deeper and more stuck until you are stuck there for eternity.
Nick: Did you hear about what happened to Jakob last week?
Cullen: No what happened?
Nick: He was trying to fuck Carly and he got stuck in The Chinese Fingertrap. He just died from starvation last week.
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Be warned: A Dirty Sanchez isn't quite as vulgar as Chinese bowling! This is one phrase that might actually be too dirty for Urban Dictionary. It required lot's of grease(not lube), feathers, and a beaded necklace. ...you may want to have lot's of paper towels on hand as well.
Many people prefer to light incense when they do this to cover up some of the odor.
The act is usually initiated via an unusual invitation like a hidden message in a fortune cookie.
"I had to throw burn my sheets after last night. We went Chinese Bowling!
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Let's go down the 7-11. I heard they have the new Chinese checkers in.
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serlina and co. stripping like clowns
serlina and co. are chinese hoes with no clothes
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