You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.
I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!
excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy
-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."
Merry Christmas βπβ all you mistleHOES!! ππΏ I'm tryna be on that π good ish π― but it's the π holla-day eve π and u best BELIEVE ββͺ it's bouta b π LITTY π Did u put dat ass π on the fat man's lap?! π π or were you a naughty π little elf this year??? π Either way he's got a BIG π package π for you to unwrap π ππ¦ Send π²ππ this text π to 5β£ holly jolly β₯π hoes π if you want their christmas π to sleigh!! ππ If not ur stocking π won't get stuffed π¦π¦ until next year!! β‘π If you get π back π©βͺ you're santa's little slut! ππ»π
Our Holiday better be A biddiesβ Christmas
What someone says when they just had good sex
After all that merry Christmas everybody
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