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The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.
Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
Christmas peasants: The people who rings the bell while standing next to the Salvation Army donation bucket.
Every Walmart has Christmas peasants outside ringing a bell near the entrance.
You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.
I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!
excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy
-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.
Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.
The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."