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A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but a little ruder. First mentioned by Stephen Fry in the last episode in season four of the British comedy show "A bit of Fry and Laurie". (With "Ruder" they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. I mean, a drink that starts insulting you. That's pretty damn scary if you ask me. I'd shit my pants in fear if i ordered a drink and it started insulting me. well, I would be scared, and then insulted, obviously, but if.... whoops, seems I got a bit sidetracked....)
To make it "Ruder" you could:
A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.
Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.
you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.
-Would you like a Sodding Mary?
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*
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going number two behind a bush when you're locked out of your house.
"she pulled a mary barb..."
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A kind sweet hearted girl with a big mind set. Many people find her attractive and funny. She's sporty and loves to laugh. She may be taller but stubborn. But she is always the friend you want.
Mary Elizabeth is a great kind girl
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A totally amazing, caring, person. She will listen to any and all of your problems. She is an extremely loyal person. She never gives up on her friends. She has amazing hair, because it isn't red, because if she was a redhead it would be ugly. Has a weird fasination with guys named Drew. She can cheer you up in no time, because almost everything she says is hilarious. She thinks she's fat when in reality she could be mistaken for Kate Moss. She loves Cookie Dough Ice Cream. She usually hangs with girls named Erin. She is obsessed with soccer, and gets injured a lot. Anyone in the world would be lucky to have an Emma Marie as a friend.
If Emma Marie is your friend, you are the luckiest person in the world.
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A Slang Term Ofter Used for describeing pot, weed, hash, or marijuana
Hey man, can you pass the mary jay?
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A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, other spices, and a celery stick. Can also be used as a hangover cure. My recipe is:
1.5 shots vodka
2 shots tomato juice
2 shakes Worcestershire sauce
1 shake Tabasco
dash of horseradish
dash of salt & pepper.
Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the vodka, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and tomato juice, and stir with a celery stick. Dash the horseradish, then shake on pepper and salt (if using low-sodium tomato juice). Use the celery stick you stirred with as garnish.
Guy: BARKEEP! Another bloody mary!
Bartender: Dammit, Donnie, you've had 4 already, go home!
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I guess nobody ever knew this. A Mary Jane is a type of girl's shoe. It's those shoes that have the single ankle strap, and the rounded toe, and are usually black (but white ones are also common). There are also high heel versions for older women.
So you see, it isn't just Peter Parker's girlfriend, or that...other meaning. Surely some of you girls out there have worn Mary Janes at least once in your life.
Mandy from Billy and Mandy wears black Mary Janes without socks.
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