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(lay-zee mex-e-can)
noun - to take a stinky (probably diahrea) shit, and purposely leave the un-ventilated bathroom closed with the fan in the "off" position. Make sure to not to flush or clean up the toilet seat if the shit hits the underneath part.
Man #1 - "That boss of ours is a real douche bag."
Man #2 - "Yeah, I know, I want him to smell my poop."
Man #1 - "Cool...I've got to shit. He usually goes in there about now. I'll go first and leave him a lazy mexican."
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the art of having sexual relations where after you give your partner anal sex and notice you have fecal matter on your genetals. Then, you get her attention and slap your penis on her forehead. This should then cause the action of her wiping her head, resembling a salute of some sort.
As I blew my load, I noticed there was some shit on my dick. Jennifer was in for it so I gave her a mexican salute to get back at her.
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when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body
that Guido obviously took a mexican shower today, the kid smells like a five year old hooker
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Mexican Crease is when your dry-cleaners make a special crease to your dress shirts. Traditionally, they are western dress shirts that originated from the Mid-west and South; especially Texas. It is very popular with Vaqueros, and like minded individuals. The crease goes from the top shoulder to the wrist, and is parallel to the arm. It points like a teepee on the bottom and top.
It is preferred by many because it adds and extra “neatness” to the outfit.
That cowboy stud looked good - he was sporting a sexxy Mexican Crease.
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An attractive person that is usually but not always of mexican descent.
Someone who is a Smexy Mexican is two or more of the following: attractive, kind, physically built, rich, intelligent, has an attractive voice or foreign accent.
A Smexy Mexican is used to describe anyone who: sweeps you off your feet, is desired as a partner, is underappriciated, or any of the above qualities.
In short, anyone who is Smexy, Mexican, and/or a combination of these things.
Maddie: Dude, that Jesus is one Smexy Mexican.
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It is literally a gift from the lord!😍
Guy 1: What is Mexican Food?
Guy 2: The most amazing thing in the world it is hand crafted by the angles!
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A suggestively named fictional sexual position, referenced (often as a joke) in a TV show or movie, which then takes on a life of its own, and is created. A previously successful example is the Venus Butterfly; an unsuccessful example is the Guatemalan Face-hat.
Just put a name, place, or nationality together with any other noun, call it a sexual position, and people will either claim to have done it, or will invent it - Mexican Halloween all over again
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