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A commonly used expression to describe the fecal waste expressed by our ape and monkey relatives.
The gorilla readied himself to toss ape shit at the zoo visitors laughing at him.
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(n) a ruddy bloody idiot. Can often be found using the services of a glacier ape.
"Get of my Twix you pig ape and get back to fixing your tricycle!"
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(adj./n.) Any idea, object, or occurrence that, when exposed or subjected to a normal human-being (or air), can only be perceived as utterly repugnant, stupid, or insignificant
"Battlefield Earth" and "Dragon Wars: D-War" have earned their places in the pantheon of humungous ape-dick wastes of time.
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Go Ape is a high wire, tree top assault course. The company has 26 courses nationwide including the country's longest zip wire: 426m at the course in Aberfoyle, Stirlingshire.
The Go Ape experience gets the adrenalin pumping, gets people out of their comfort zones and above all, it’s just great fun.
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They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.
This article about the Skunk Ape written by yours truly,
Dr. Cunt Hair III
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A way to describe someone that you think is cool and like.
Awww, I love Frances, she's the friggin' ape shit dude!
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A phrase to describe a useless or otherwise annoying person. The phrase was derived from someone who has a lower jaw that sticks out over their upper jaw also known as a Lantern jaw, giving them an ape like appearance.
She has an Ape Jazz on her that would make your blood boil
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