Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.
Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
When a Packers fan arrive to Chicago and you are fighting on the stairs. You pull down the Chicago fans pants and toss him backwards down the stairs.
You see that guy get the Chicago welcome at the stadium last Sunday. Dude got tossed.
A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.
My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night
Someone we fucking. Not related. But if anyone asks, she my cuz
That my Chicago cuz, don't worry about her
When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.
DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.
When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.
Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.