What your ex calls you after he/she realizes that you are the best he/she will ever have, because you treated them so damn good when you were together. No one will ever compare.
As her new boyfriend, my job is to be the best she's every had or will ever have, so she'll one day call me her best ex ever (B.E.E.). She'll be ruined on all other guys henceforth.
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A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.
Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
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Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.
Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.
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It's Ex Bestfriend day on August 13th. Post your ex bestie(s) and are you still cool with them? If not say why.
Jessica: Oh shoot itβs National Ex Bestfriend Day.
Brooklyn: Omg i forgot all about that i have to post my ex bestfriend.
When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??
A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.
Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?
Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...
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June 10th A day to post on all social media an Ex that did you dirty GET PETTY !
Itβs National ex day? lemme show everyone how wrong he did me ;)
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