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A wonderful time

There are a bunch of sexy sluts so I will have sex with them all

by Pearsonthatlikesbuttsex1 June 17, 2014

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


sex

what every 12 year old dreams 'bout

12 year old 1: OMG!!!!!
2:WHAT!!!!
1: i just cant wait for sex!!!
2: me too!!!!

by a boy 4 ever February 15, 2007

114πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


sex

when a man shoves his cock in a womans pussy and moves it in and out until they feel pleasure.

Man: you ready for some sex baby
Women: hell ya steve!fuck me hard!!

by cumlover0966 March 11, 2008

34πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


sex

where a girl and a guy fuck each other
usually a guy puts his penis in a girls vagina
there are other variations of it too

Scut Gaga: have sex with me girl!!
Melisa Warmer:hell no, your dick is microscopic dude!

by Big D wit Uzi March 6, 2009

81πŸ‘ 87πŸ‘Ž


Sex

what you want, what you got, what you need
I need sex
a thrust of power and passion all on one push
spewing love juice into the tunnel of love creating a huge eruption of orgasm
:P

I would love to sit you down one night and get a real sex time with you in your place any time.

by abbey choe May 29, 2008

33πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


sex

What your wife DOESN'T do when your on a business trip for a week and the sink isn't working so she she calls over your "best friend" Marcus to help her fix it even though he knows NOTHING about plumbing and the kitchen sink worked just FINE before you left the day after you where celebrating your 9th anniversary where you bought her a 8000 DOLLAR ANNIVERSARY RING ! DEBBIIIIIIIIE !!!!!!!!

You : Honey, I'm home !

You: Honey ?

You: You didn't start having sex without me have you ? *laughs*

You: HONEY!?

Best friend and Wife: *moaning sounds*

You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !?!?!?

by Flurmp March 24, 2017

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Sex

When a and a woman want to have a baby they try to reproduce and thus they have sexual intercourse

i got home from work to find my wife laying on the couch naked with her huge 38DD boobs hanging out and her wonderful hairless pussy facing me I walk over to her and ask what all this this is about and she tells me that she wants to experience the pleasure of making love so she unzipped my trousers and my big 12 inch long cock is hanging out she then starts to suck it making me hard af as soft tounge rubs gently round my dick then she starts to rub and blow softly but I’m not going to go into detail by the time she’s finished giving me a bj my dick hard as a rock so she says to me to get in side so I undress and repaid her for the best bj I had ever got in my life decided to to start fucking her I started off slowly then quickly began to pick up the pace she moanned with pleasure as she began to breathe heavily I played with her large boobs squeezing them and rubbing them then I began to suck on her nipple and she had a giant orgasm right there I stopped then took out my dick from her pussy and then I started to lick her pussy slowly grazing the clit her orgams became louder and longer and she began to say my name her orgams started turning me on more and more so I went back inside her started fucking as hard and fast as I could she screamed and moaned with pleasure as I began to hit her g-spot harder and harder each time after a while we fell asleep in the spooning position after having the best sex ever

by Dis grl January 9, 2018

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž