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This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.
Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.
Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party
Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!
Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink
Sexy Girl: Meow
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after enough time has passed you forget about the rush of water that streams out of your nasal passage as a result of an epic surf session, and falls onto anything in front of you.
was just texting my mates about the pumping surf and just tap nosed my phone.
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A hoe hitting up the dm's for a good fuck. Or a raccoon hitting you up in your window.
That hoe fuck tapped right into my dm's!
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Where one starts masturbating before sex and is about to ejaculate. The man proceeds to impregnate the woman by finishing inside of her.
Dude, me and my girlfriend were about to do it, I wasn't in the mood so I just did the ole fap and tap, she's in for a surprise!
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Self Cleaning Weed. distributed by Neely tap once to remove stems, twice for seeds (the 2nd tap is skipped if you are Neely, and like to smoke seeds so you dont have to wear a condom) and three times to remove anything missed by the first two
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When you are masturbating and you climax then you go for round two.
I had the house to myself this weekend and there were so many double taps
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