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The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.
They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!
"You're coming with me to Brazil" is a threat to anyone who doesn't want to go to Brazil. If you go to Brazil, you will immediately be murdered by either: BLACK HOLES, CRIMINALS, GANG VIOLENCE, SNIPERS, MERCENARIES.
Guy1: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!
Guy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a sarcastic term used as a 'comeback' or insult to deter other bullshit and win an argument. often used out of context and meaning, to confuse an individual.
cunt 1: 'i got 10 out of 10 on physics quiz!'
cunt 2: 'well you're dumb so..."
AHA
When a situation does not go your way, causing ; disappoint or anger
Kiera: Guys you're melting my water !
Guys: Jesus Christ Kiera, you're so blonde
A saying made famous by none other than our one and only Stache.
When one performs his or her duties to a high degree of quality.
Also related:
Ack!
Oohhh noooo!
See ya later , kiddies.
B: Did you plan that party?
You: Yes, I even put your face on a cake.
B: You're all over this stuff.
A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.
You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.
So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.
to steal, or take credit for bite
Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!