you're the man now dog

The metamorphosis from a socially-assigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.

Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"

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do what you're good at

The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.

They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!

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You're coming with me to Brazil

"You're coming with me to Brazil" is a threat to anyone who doesn't want to go to Brazil. If you go to Brazil, you will immediately be murdered by either: BLACK HOLES, CRIMINALS, GANG VIOLENCE, SNIPERS, MERCENARIES.

Guy1: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!

Guy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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well you're dumb so

a sarcastic term used as a 'comeback' or insult to deter other bullshit and win an argument. often used out of context and meaning, to confuse an individual.

cunt 1: 'i got 10 out of 10 on physics quiz!'
cunt 2: 'well you're dumb so..."

AHA

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You're melting my water

When a situation does not go your way, causing ; disappoint or anger

Kiera: Guys you're melting my water !
Guys: Jesus Christ Kiera, you're so blonde

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You're all over this stuff

A saying made famous by none other than our one and only Stache.

When one performs his or her duties to a high degree of quality.

Also related:

Ack!
Oohhh noooo!
See ya later , kiddies.

B: Did you plan that party?

You: Yes, I even put your face on a cake.

B: You're all over this stuff.

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you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.

You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.

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