The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.
Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”
A women who has a nice body but is ugly in the face
“Ella has a fat ass”
“yeah she does but she’s ugly asf, just Bag A Bitch”
A woman with an appealing body but ugly face.
Reece: "yo, check out Sydney, tell me you wouldn't smash!!"
Alfie: "Nah bro, she's a total bag-a-bitch."
An Instagram memes that make no sense
There's a pitbull in my bag in milk
Hey what I'll say what I'm oh okay start when we finish or what it's just typing all this s*** out
When you put your partner in the jackhammer position as if you're going to jackhammer them -stretch the rectum open with both hands - straddle over them and lower your testicles into their rectum - let go of the anus so the anus closes around the testicles and then quickly stand up so your nuts pop out of the anus is called Ben wah bagging
when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down
Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*