Boner Breaker 9000

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.

Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

ear exploder 9000

A song that makes you deaf

Timmy put on Ear Exploder 9000, and we both went deaf.

Guck Guck 9000

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish

Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”

fwyb#9000

A god, ya superior , should be respected , gets all bitches

all hail fwyb#9000

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gawk gawk 9000

when she suck your cock mega hard, so hard in fact she's consumed 9000 calories worth

Him: Damn you sucked my balls dry with that gawk gawk 9000, like they are shriveled up into raisins now. I am absolutely drained right now holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Her: Yeah I guess that's my breakfast and lunch for the day, I am stuffffffed

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Guac Guac 9000

Someone who gives gratuitous sloppy blowjobs. You know, with the eyeliner and the tears.

You know Christina's dirrty. She's def a guac guac 9000

Gawk Gawk 9000

It's is the sloppy treatment

Jane should give Shah Minhaj Ali the gawk gawk 9000 dripping to the balls like niagra falls

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