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Aleks the Simp

Aleks is typically know for the most outrageous acts of emotions towards the female gender.

Look its Aleks the Simp , ope i mean Aleks the great

by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020

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alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 17, 2017


Alek Gutierrez

Your typical teenage boy who is muscular and has the most amazing hair ever! and a huge penice

omg is that a alek Gutierrez!

by DJ QALEK August 19, 2011

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Dirty alek

ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.

i gave my b/f a dirty alek the other night. <3 =

by kenny sharp January 11, 2007

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alek dick

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.

Alek dick is very big

by Mikecokslong November 22, 2021


Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.

OH SHIT THERES AN ALEK PATOSCHKA ON MY DICK

by Alek Patoschka May 31, 2019


Alek Theodore

Jolly, smart and very sweet guy that lights up the room.

I miss Alek Theodore so much!!

by MrYoso28 November 23, 2021