Second Amendment

The right to bear arms

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!

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Amendment 37

Whatever David says is always right, because, well... amendment 37.

-courtesy of the Taiwanese urban dictionary.

Amendment 37 Jake...

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5th amendment

What happens on tour, stays on tour

Amy: Hey did you hear what Jessica did last njght?

Jessica: *from across the room *
5th AMENDMENT!

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18th Amendment

The Amendment that you use when you are drunk--meaning to take the fifth.

Jim thought he would not incrimenate himself by claiming the eighteenth, but in the end he was just totally fucking drunk.

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14th Amendment

Specifically prevents

a) age, race gender discrimination when receiving government services in the US

b) critical race theory from being considered constitutional

Under the 14th Amendment it was, is and will forever be unconstitutional to use bipoc criteria and critical race theory in determining who, in what order, and under what conditions, receives medical services in the United States.

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2nd amendment

If you need and don't have it, you better start singing a different tune.

The 2nd amendment should be repealed in America, until major social unrest occurs, and we need it again.

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1st amendment frauditor

An unemployed prison who travels from town to to town filming people (often times police) with the intent to cause a confrontation that can be posted online with hopes of making YouTube money. Frauditors claim their purpose is to make sure our constitutional rights are not being infringed upon

"Who were those guys recording video at the Post Office?. It was Josh A he is another one of the scummy 1st Amendment Frauditors

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