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The main theory of the popular religion McNastyism! This religion is composed of a holy trinity of McNasty aka Becker (god), mastercox aka white jesus, and Kenton aka Pope Weaver! With Becker as the one true god and his faithful demi-gods cox and weaver they reign supreme over all in existence! the benefits of McNastyism include free nacho days, wet tshirt contests and a girafe petting zoo on any believer of the becker faiths Mcnastytism which is the equivalent to a christian baptism only captain morgan tattoo replaces the holy water!
McNasty Priest: Who is the one true god my fellow McNasties?
All: becker is god!!! All hail Becker!!! In the name of the becker, the cox, and the holy weaver! Amen!
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The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.
Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.
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The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.
He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.
Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.
June 2nd
The day of Honoring Zane Becker. The godly figure he is.
What are you doing for Zane Becker Day?
I'm going to Hawaii!
The most retarded school known to man. This school claims to be "drug free" but every other week another kid is getting kicked out for drugs. Every one in there is fake and all the girls are whores, while the guys are players. The only good thing about the school is getting out of it. But there are two chicks named Lizzi and Athena who are the coolest people you will ever meet that go there.
Person 1: Dude, you know that really gay school?
Person 2: Oh yeah, you mean Becker Middle School?
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Catherine Kieu Becker is a California woman who allegedly cut off her husband's penis after drugging his food. She allegedly threw his penis down the garbage disposal. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
noun. Don't date THAT crazy bitch cause she looks like she could be a Catherine Kieu Becker!
verb. I'm going to Catherine Kieu Becker your lying ass!!
adjective. That bitch is Catherine Kieu Becker crazy!
adverb. I'm not in the mood honey, so you better put your little willie up, otherwise, I might go Catherine Kieu Becker on your ass!
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To pull a Lorena Bobbitt, but much worse. A move named after the woman who drugged her husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a 10-inch knife, threw it in the garbage disposal, and then to top it off, turned the garbage disposal on.
Guy at a bar grabs girl's butt...
GIRL: Watch it! Or I'll Catherine Kieu Becker you!
GUY: What?
GIRL: Google it, bitch!
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