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A debased Christian festive day, an over-commercialized time of quiet desperation, but a time of supposed good-will to our fellow man. 'Cause being kind once a year is better than never at all.
"Can I give money to the Sally-Ann,Mum" "Yes, dear, after all it's Christmas." "Let's give to the Foodbank, after all, it's Christmas" "Should we invite poor lonely Kevin?" "Sure, it's only once a year."
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An annoying, nightmare-fueled, ear-destroying YouTube Video made by Sr Pelo. Part of his series, The Mokey show
Plot: Mokey is sleeping. Mokey is woken up by Momi. Momi fucking kills Mokey 15 times
Transcript excerpt:
Mokey: mmmm.....AHHHHOOOOOOOOMMMaaammm. (dirty dream)
Momi: ITSNOTKRIMAAAAAA!!
slaps mokey gets slaped
Momi: ITS NOT KRIMAS!!!
Shakes Mousd table
Mokey: WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT!!??
Momi: WHAT IT IS MOKEY?
(mokey gets chokes sexually)
Momi: That's right, ITSNOTKRISMAH!
"Bro, If you show me Is not Christmas again, I will slap your nuts!"
It's the best time of the year...
I don't know if there will be snow, but have a cup of cheer!
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The Christmas is a term made up for giving a girl the double fister, coined from a drunk man.
"On Christmas Morning I was surprised when he gave me the Christmas..."
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Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.
"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY--"
"AAAAAAAAHHHH NOT THE CAROLERS!!!! -hides-"
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A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.
Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.
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The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.
Timmy: Daddy, why are we killing a tree?
Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son.
Timmy: ... What?
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