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can be a guy or a girls name
girls: funny, cute, adventurous, smart
guy: hot and cute, kind, caring, lil dumb, lovable af
james: that girl christy is so fucking gorgeous i just wanna scoop her up and take care of her
jane: how is it possible that that guy christy is hot AND cute? like i want to lay my head on his lap and play with his hair but i also want him to fuck me raw?
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A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.
After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.
What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
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Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.
You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie
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Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.
Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
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One of the greastest songs by Green Day on their 2nd album, Kerplunk! It's a song about how Billie Joe used to sit at the tracks at christie road and smoke pot when he was bored and to get away.
Take me to the tracks at Christie road!
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