Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

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vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.

In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.

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GD Colon

Not a furry

"You're GD Colon", says the man to Phil.

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Colon Fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

"He is a total colon fisherman."

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Colon Three

Word version of the smiley :3
its pretty much a hamster face,sort of a butt mouth.
You use the when your happy,blissful,peaceful,etc.

Look at my new shoes! :3 Colon three!

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Colon Clutch

Invented by Evan Seinfeld of the band Biohazard, it's when you are doing a chick from behind, then fist her and jerk yourself off from the inside.

I'll marry the next chick I can colon clutch.

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Colon Kicker

When you stick your foot knee deep in his asshole

John said "I have a foot fetish, lets do something that involves feet" So I replied with "Let's try the Colon Kicker!"