Model Congress

Pure unadulterated chaos. The most chaotic environment you can experience in high school. Model Congress includes but is not limited to: Shouting at each other, Intense debate, moral quandaries, and pro-anarchy speeches. Also cursed gun image reactions.

Person 1: Wow those people are being really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah it's a real Model Congress.

Dear Congress...

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.

That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."

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wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

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hiphop congress

the only hiphop club at uci

hiphop cooooooooongress, the oooooonly hiphop club at uci.

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Library of Congress

A unit of measurement. Can be uses to measure mass, volume, distance or area. Abbreviated LOC, often used in a ridiculous manner.

You public library is approximately .02 Library of Congresses.

The distance around the earth is about 40k odd miles or 12 million LOCs.

Yo momma so fat she like 14 LOCs on 'nauguration day!

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act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

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Student Congress

Student Congress is a form of mainly high school debate that focuses on passing legislature and giving speeches which are then graded and used to determine placement. Basically the worst form of debate. It's inferior to everything policy, PF, even LD(somehow) You need literally half a brain cell to participate and anyone good at this should do something else. It's basically a circlejerk of noobs.

Person 1: Are you doing Student Congress next year?
Person 2: I have a brain so no. I'm doing real debate.

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