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deli whompus

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

by Billy Badass & Super Duper July 30, 2011

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The deli guy

A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)

Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?

Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot

by TheDeliGuyy June 20, 2020


deli is open

-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.

-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific

Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.

Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes

by Marm the grandmother November 30, 2016


Deli Dockling

The act of two men placing their uncircumcised penis’ in each end of a deli sandwich tip to tip. The proceeding of meat on meat on meat creating a new condiment completes the beautiful ballad.

When Dave and Jon were found deli dockling their general foreman was unusually upset.

by BeerSaucer May 31, 2021


Teresa Deli

The worst Polski Sklep

Teresa Deli looks like it was made out of cardboard.

by YeetedMeat March 27, 2019


welsh deli

A threesome with a girl and sheep.

I was having a Welsh Deli in the valleys last weekend.

by Dibbla February 17, 2017


Ron's Deli

The abbreviation of 'Mcdonalds'. Derived from the name of its fearless leader Ronald Mcdonald.

Oi mate! Ill meet you at the Ron's Deli in the city at 2pm

by cmg1996 June 13, 2011