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A solution made from various offensive materials. Commonly used materials would be fecal matter of different animals, rotted or molding produce, rancid dairy, garbage of all sorts, warm urine, etc. Materials should concentrate on disturbing the sense of smell although sight, feel and for the bold very few taste. Items used are not specific and many forms of the chocolate device can be made. The only requirement is it must be brown in color at end result. It is preferred to bury the finished solution in an air tight container so it may ferment a minimum of a months time. The chocolate device was created in 1991 by random events. Uses for chocolate device may contain but are not limited to tricking people into smelling it directly, leaving in a persons room or car, making traps so it may cover an individual etc.
Hey did you see when jimmy covered sally with that chocolate device!
yeah man she reeked for weeks!
Multimedia tools, gadgets and toys that approach an integrated solution, but ultimately settle for the pillars of the country America has become: Coolness and Profitability.
For better or worse, the iPhone's research and development (R&D) was driven by the questions: Can this sell and how can we sell as many as possible? This is a Near Device.
Near Devices like my awesome diNovo Mini, which gives me just what i need in terms of portability and function to control my HTPC's (Home Theater Personal Computer) but won't allow me to control my stereos or TV's. Devices like my GPS unit that only wants to do GPS. Not music and DVD's as well.
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noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.
"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.
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Probably the sickest hentai anime ever. EVER. Incest, rape, and shit you wish you could unsee, unhear, unthink, or augment if you're one sick son of a bitch. A top reason for breaking off relations with Japan. Notorious for its provacative nature amongst otakus. But whatever floats your boat, I guess...
What the fuck? Was that enema porn?
OH MY GOD WTF
Wow, Cool Devices is _way_ fucked up. Kinky, though.
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Noun meaning lighter. Or any object used for lighting a fire.
Pass me the flame device so i can light this Philadelphia cigar.
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Doomsday Device, often shortened to Device, is a term used in professional wrestling to reference a tandem move in which one wrestler hoists the opponent on their shoulders so that they are facing in the same direction in what is known as the electric chair position, while another wrestler climbs the ring post to the top turnbuckle and delivers a flying attack on that prone opponent.
The Road Warriors (Hawk and Animal) execute the Doomsday Device on their opponents and win the match.
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a person that cant be away from any eletric device for longer than a hour at most
guy1: dude get off the fucking laptop your such a device slut
guy2 : no im not
guy 3: then give me your phone and laptop 4 a hour
guy2: never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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