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Someone who likes carrots and potatoes, for some reason.
-Hey dude, are you a Directioner?
-Yes!!! I LOVE CARROTS!
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A psychotic barbarian who is obsessed with the boy band, One Direction. They are the deadliest of all fandoms. They are rude and crazy, hating on girls who meet 1D and not letting new fans into their "fandom" (as it's very exclusive apparently). The only way you can be considered a Directioner is if you have watched One Direction since X Factor and know every single little inside joke there is to know. Once you have that down, there is a rule book. Yes, they are so crazy that to be in their fandom, you must follow the rule book. Break one of the rules, and you will be considered a "Directionator". Once you have been labeled that, they will call you stupid and say things like "oh, you must be new here", or "omg how dare you say Niall is the ugly one."
Directioners all have tumblrs and no social life. They spend hours reblogging pictures of 1D and making gifs of the same stuff over and over. They say things like,"I would love to break tables with Zayn" or "OMG my ovaries just exploded." They also think that jokes from 2 years ago are still funny. i.e. Carrots, spoons, and pussy. Directioners are robots who think that One Direction have no flaws and in their eyes are "absolutely perfect". If you just started to like One Direction after their first single came out, then you are not a proper Directioner.
"OMG I bawled my eyes out after I found out what Moments was really about!!"
"OMG Zayn's new haircut... R.I.P. ovaries."
"We can't use spoons. We love Nandos."
"OMG Louis was so funny at that part! Oh, and this part! And that!"
"I know exactly where the boys will be tomorrow. I'm going to go wait there for hours just so I can meet them!"
"Directioners know they are all gay for each other!!"
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A Directioner is someone who is not only a fan of the boy band One Direction, but they also support the boys no matter what. A Directioner loves all 5 boys (Niall, Louis, Zayn, Liam and Harry) equally! A true Directioner would spend hours on end watching their interviews, updates, photos, diaries etc. and knows all of th inside jokes (Carrots, spoons, Kevin, mirrors, Nandos, thrusts etc). A Directioner sees the boys for more than what they see in interviews and cover stories. Directioners are from all over the world, and they will stand up, love, and support their boys until the day they die.
Jane- *Sees a pigeon* ...KEVIN!?!?
Sarah- You're such a Directioner...
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The best fandom family full of sexually frustrated mofo's in the world that support and love four British, One Irish, homosexual boys who aren't actually gay. Otherwise known as One Direction.
We are also known as "the deadliest fandom."
#voteonedirection Directioners
"Our fans are called Directioners" -One Direction
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The girls and guys of the one direction fandom. Primarily girls these girls will support one direction as they (1D) support the fandom.
Directioners will do anything to marry 1D. They will tweet to there fave thousands of times for a follow. Directioners are said to rule twitter. The fandom will create the most crazy hashtags or maybe the most heartfelt hashtags. It doesn't stop there. There are millions of girls or guys who will create fan fiction about the 1D boys shipping them with the ship names Larry (Harry,Louis) Ziam (Zayn,Liam) Narry (Niall,Harry) Zouis (Zayn,Louis) and Niam (Niall,Liam). Larry is a debate among the fandom, Directioners will pick 1/3 sides Larry is real! Larry is fake! And Idc.
Directioners: Marry me!!!! Have my children!
1D: lol!
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Directionism is a religion in which you have an extreme and utter love for ONE DIRECTION, HARRY STYLES, LOUIS TOMMLINSON, NIALL HORAN, LIAM PAYNE and ZAYN MALIK. We pray to the harry prayer candle but don't buy it because we too broke. A directioner's day consists of listening to music and songs of the above named, Thinking One direction, Watching youtube clips of the above named and Praying that they will get back together.
1st dude- Woah dude why won't she date me?
2nd dude- Bro she is a directioner.
1st person- What religion are you?
2nd person- directionism
A Girl or sometimes Boy who is Dedicated to One Direction. They live, Breathe, Love One Direction. They bow to the Amzing 5 Sex Gods. They do get emotional, Angry, Happy, and to some cases, Laughs uncontrolably, and for no reason. Most are know as "Directionigga(s)" They are also known to be better than Beliebers.
You can tell that girl is a Directioner because she ran away from a spoon.
Boy:Is that girl calling that pigeon "Kevin"? Girl: Yep, shes definetley a Directioner.
If your threatened by a carrot, shes a Directioner. And you better run.
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