Directionism is a religion in which you have an extreme and utter love for ONE DIRECTION, HARRY STYLES, LOUIS TOMMLINSON, NIALL HORAN, LIAM PAYNE and ZAYN MALIK. We pray to the harry prayer candle but don't buy it because we too broke. A directioner's day consists of listening to music and songs of the above named, Thinking One direction, Watching youtube clips of the above named and Praying that they will get back together.
1st dude- Woah dude why won't she date me?
2nd dude- Bro she is a directioner.
1st person- What religion are you?
2nd person- directionism
the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.
“hey, that girls pretty cute”
“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”
“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”
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The craziest fandom and the only one who will hack into an airport security feed to see the boys just sitting around.
directioners are the best fandom
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The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...
But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.
Directioners talking about One Direction:
Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B
Ordering at McDonalds:
Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?
*Gets Meal*
Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
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Smart, crazy, FBI hacking, badass, bitches that are verified One Direction fans and that can and will take you down if you fuck with them or the band.
Other Fandom: "Don't fuck with Directioner their crazy."
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a military fan base of one direction who will destroy everything that comes in thier way between them and one direction. will slay every day. and makes sure that larry is real
dont mess with them they are directioners
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a person who has dedicated their heart and soul to the famous and drop dead gorgeous boy band One Direction is known as a directioner. they are also known as the meanest and sassiest fandom. (after all they learn from the best)
"Beware, she's a Directioner"
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