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The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.
Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.
To inspect, and explore, one's anus.
Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.
So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.
Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?
Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.
Ralph: Crikey!
The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.
Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!