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When someone can't stop shitting themselves or continuously shitting themselves!
Stacey had curry and now has explosive diarrhea
Literal translation of Kazakhstani coital euphemism. Popularised in the West by Central Asia's most recognisable media personality, Borat Sagdiyev.
I looking for nice Western girl with yellow hairs, plow experience, and little or no history of mental retardation in family, to be my wife and to make romance explosion inside. I will buy for you red dress, two sturdy shoes, and colour tv with wireless remote clicker.
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The worst thing to happen to you while you're at school when you have severe stomach cramping.
Think of a nuclear bomb stuck up your ass, and then it blasts off, leaving the toilet in ruins, and your ass in pieces, and then the aftermath of people's giggles as you leave the restroom, only to come back a minute later, shit blasting away at such an alarming rate that the sheer force has lifted you a foot off the toilet seat.
Damn, all that funny foreign food has started war with my digestive system and bowels.
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When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.
"Did you hear that?"
"Did I hear that? I felt it! That guy must have had an anal explosion!"
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Explosions in the Sky is a four-man post-rock band out of Austin, Texas. They've released two full length albums which I highly recommend. Only 300 CD's were made for their first CD but they do plan on rereleasing it in the not too distant future.
As of now they're working on a Travels in Costants EP.
"Have you ever heard of Explosions in the Sky?"
"No... Are they on the radio?"
"No they're not on the radio, they're better than that."
"Better than that? What are you talking 'bout?"
"As in, the radio sucks balls."
"What are you talking about? They play popular stuff that OBVIOUSLY doesn't suck balls!"
"OBVIOUSLY you've watched too much MTV and fallen into the trap that is pop culture. You, my friend, have an obscured musical taste. Let me give you some CD's to listen to - This is the good stuff."
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for this move you need to take a lady to outer space and go on a space walk. during the walk you must pull out your penis so it explodes and collect all the fragments, then bring them back to the ship and make the woman eat them in a bowl of cereal, usually special k.
james: yo bro are you going on that nasa mission?
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.