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The absolute saddest a person can be, especially in regards to heartbreak, as defined by the act of sitting on the floor and crying while eating an entire pack of ramen. It is sadness on a level where you can't even make it through doing mundane activities like eating a meal without bursting into tears and sobbing uncontrollably.
"Jessica is sad today. I'm talking floor ramen. Someone should go check on her."
A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.
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The ultimate gang, better than the bloods and led by Pewdiepie and enemies of ceiling gang
Bro I'm so glad we're floor gang and not ceiling, that would be HELLA cringe bro
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The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.
Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.
a Bruno Mars song meaning that her dress is the brand Versace and he wants her dress on the floor
Versace on the floor, take it off for me for me for me for me now girl
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Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
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to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.
*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."
*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"
*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"