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Flump

To masturbate emotionally, using the tears as lubrication.

Dave was so upset he flumped himself to sleep

To get over his break up, all Brian needed was a good flump.

by TC88 October 28, 2013

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flump

to effectively date a girl simple so you can have sex with her, followed by an immediate dump.

hence flump (fuck + dump)

Corey: dude did you flump her?
Jordan: hell yes mate!

by Corey_0422622443 December 6, 2008

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flump

the act of flumping

stop flumping me you whore

by boveric May 14, 2003

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Flump

(a)Meaning someone whos gulible or stupid.
(b)A word you use because you can.
(c)A word you can use for somone your joking around with.
(d)A marshmellow kind of sweet.

You Flump!

by Hollyhaaa April 21, 2009

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Flumping

The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.

"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"

by jamondontoast2 October 5, 2017

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Flump

A total badass who makes everything fun and exciting.

Justin Bieber is such a Flump, his concerts are so unbelievable!

by ilusion80 October 20, 2010

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Curry Flump

The CURRY FLUMP refers to a bubble of curry. This can be found on people's skin preferably MUSLIMS. This disease comes about when you consume large amounts of CURRY. If you find CURRY FLUMPS on your skin you will most likely die in 2 to 3 working days.

Tyrone: Have you seen Mohammed's skin?
Felica: I know he has mass amounts of CURRY FLUMPS on his legs.
Tyrone: Dirty MUSLIM must of had his head in the CURRY pot again.
Felica: Nigger

by JaydenFloyd94 December 27, 2022