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A Fomo is a glove slapping mofo
hey jonny why dont you fuck off you Fomo.
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When you update your phone because you’re afraid of not being able to see which emojis people are sending you.
Lisa: which emoji was that? All i see is a question mark in a square.
Sam: sushi eye roll mind blown. You should update your phone, don’t you have emoji fomo?
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That friend that is constantly guilting you into social situations you don't want to be in. The one that never hesitates to remind you how every quiet night you spend in is going to flash before your eyes as you lie on your deathbed in agony.
Bro: "Yo Delta Chi is throwing again tonight, you been cranky af lately, we're getting you your nut tonight"
You: " Eh, man we partied all week I actually made plans to get up early and hike with that girl I like. I might stay in this time"
Bro: "Dude stop being such a pussy. You only live one life, you need to live it to the fullest and not leave me hanging"
You (mumbling under your breath): "Why am I friends with this Fomo Fascist?" (As you reach for your axe spray and button down with your tail between your legs).
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The Fear Of Missing Out on a You Only Live Once Buy One Get One sale
Person 1 - Where's Matt?
Person 2 - He's home looking at the JCPenney site for a new coupon. He has FOMO YOLO BOGO.
A phenomenon experienced during a severe global pandemic / economic crisis by some of the most vulnerable and worst effected people in Australia.
“Far out, I’m really starting to get the Scomo-Fomo ! I’m starting to think he’s intentionally punishing my industry !
I’m a musician who was one of the first to lose their jobs due to this covid shit.
I’ve been unemployed for almost 4 months straight, I’m not eligible for Jobkeeper and I’m not even spending $120k on a new kitchen......
The Scomo-Fomo is real !“
No fomo basically refers to things that you are unwilling to do, no matter how much others might think you're missing out. While some people might be inclined to swim with sharks, others will feel very apprehensive (no fomo) about it.
Everyone is taking delivery routes for $18.50 an hour today. While it might be a super easy route, I'm waiting for at least $30 an hour. No fomo!!!