when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards
Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!
An affliction on a web page where an enormous amount of space exists between the top of the page and the content.
That site looked good, but it had a pretty bad case of giant header syndrome
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Enough of this bullshit irony.
In Euro 2004, the only person Sol Campbell fouled to score his perfectly legitimate winning goal against Portugual (which was subsequently disallowed) was *his own team-mate* - i.e. John Terry.
Urs Meier the referee deserved everything he got after that.
The so-called "England Header Rule" is a cynical attempt to deny the achievements of our Football team.
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A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.
Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.
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Is a thing or person that has an addiction of doing your head in. They constantly find a way to piss you off or shit you in every possible way that there is. Most of the time they don't even realise they are doing it. Normally a person with this disability is very competitive and challenge all others stories. They are not commonly bright.
My brothers new girlfriend is major header do-erer, my brain is about to explode.
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When one has sex with two partners in one day
Vinny banged Jessica around lunch and then nailed Monica after dinner. Classic double header in different ballparks.
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The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.
Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.
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