john was terrified when he heard he had Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia because it was a long word
One of the longest word in the English dictionary
Took me a minute to write this
Me: hi doctor I am scared of long words
Doctor: I think you have a case of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhh
Doctor: Don’t worry this is very curable unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Me: Ahhhhhhhh
Doctor: You will be treated by dr. Insanelylongnamedoctorcuzwhynot
Me: Agsgwhhwhahshahahsggsgdfuwwisk
Hey, do you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Yes, I have a fear of long words.
Bruh, This is the fear of long words. WHAT TO HECK!!!
Doctor I think I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia wait AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
it means the fear of long words.
thats pretty ironic isnt it?
doctor: "sir, you Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
patient: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words
i am sorry mister but i am afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Doctor, I think i have a fear of long words..
Sounds like a classic case of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
AHHHH!!!
Don't worry. It's highly treatable, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
AHHHHH!!!!!
Are you afraid of needles?
No...? why?
Ok. Good. Because the cure is injected intravenously by a homeopathic-phlebotomotologist.
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!
I have the perfect specialist for you!
...who..?
Her name is Dr. An.-
*Phew!*
-T. disestablishmentarianism.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
She lives right by lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, and her cousin lives at Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu!
*dead*