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jesus jammer

An extreme Christian who insists on telling everyone around them how great they think jesus is. They also like telling you you're going to hell for...just about anything and everything you do.
Usually they Are in a cult "church"
Jesus jams- god music.

My aunt is a jesus jammer, she told my dad i was a lesbian and cried.

by tazra April 2, 2008

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arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.

by Ross February 10, 2002

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traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

by matty millz October 7, 2013


hamster jammer

Slang for somebody whose actions or opinions are negligent, moronic, or otherwise not in accordance with common sense or decency. An expression synonymous to, but much less commonly-used than, douche bag.

The guy owns Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. What a hamster jammer!

by guacapab May 26, 2006

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Gaydar Jammer

A person (most commonly Russian or Persian) who you cannot tell if he/she is gay or straight. it is most commonly used when you think the person is attractive.

1.) that russian is a gaydar jammer, unless he figure skates I will never be able to tell his sexuality.

2.) Damn it Mary, that hotie persian man is eying but he's a total gaydar jammer, he's stylish but it's with things only a persian would think were cool.

by snapmagic April 29, 2009

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Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.

Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?

by colla93 May 31, 2011

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pole jammer

A pole jammer - usually a short hairy beaver hobbit white mexican hybrid who enjoys jamming poles everyday of the week, and twice on sundays. Pole jamming is slang for taking it homosexually in the pooper, female can also be a pole jammer

I.e. Julius

"Hey Cesar, wanna jam your pole, i got a nice warm spot for you to do it!" -Said Julius while wearing his brand new pole jammer shirt

by Tater The Gawd October 15, 2013

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