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Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.
Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.
Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....
A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!
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Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.
Also known as a KD.
This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.
A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.
A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…
A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.
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mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
shut the fuck up ass ketchup
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A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.
I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...
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n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up
I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup
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Slang term for hot sauce
(Texas Pete, Chipotle Tabasco, Cholula, Tapatio, habanero, etc.)
Guy 1: "Hey homes"
Guy 2: "que pasa mane?"
Guy 1: "Can you pass me the mexican ketchup?, this chipotle is weak"
Guy 2: "no problemo!"
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