KOBE

when someone or something is ridiculously great or fun

dizzam. i shot the j and i yelled "KOBE!!"

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Kobe

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain

P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F

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Kobe

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.

Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.

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Kobe

He is the black Polanski

Kobe is goin to jail

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Kobe

To die in a helicopter crash, or other unsafe vehicle with useless safety protocol. With or without knowing that is a serious possibility when taking flight in a metal can made airborne by giant samurai swords of death and really useless emergency protocols when a crash is imminent. ALWAYS check that your chopper has the proper "Oh Shit!" handles located in convenient, easy to access locations. Personally, I believe they do actually help. Not as much as prayer though of course.

Man that movie star died in a unpredictable Kobe last night!

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kobeed

raped or sexually assaulted

man i got kobeed by that quinlan test

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Kobe

The best basketball player in the universe.

Most powerful Los Angeles professional athlete of all time.

"Oh shit, Kobe just went baseline and smashed down a reverse tomahawk in T-Wack's face."

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