Late Night Squad

Slang for fat pedophile.

Late Night Squad banned me for a pedo meme.

Late Night Molly

You know the thing where you bring a girl back to your house with the sexual intentions and turns out she has morals and doesn't give it up upon the first time of meeting someone.

Everything was going good, then ended up getting late night molly, the worst.

late night twinkler

When two friends disappear from a group event and no one know where they went and the assumption is made that they doing something sexual.

"Hey where did Paul and Suzie go?"
"I don't know, probably geting a late night twinkler"

late-night snack

Opposed to midnight snacks, late-night snacks are the snacks one eats after getting home from partying all night.

"dude I'm so f**** wasted right now, but also so damn hungry, I just wanna get home and eat that late-night snack!"

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Late Night Rule

any internet conversations after 11pm can be ignored and do not count if brought up at a later date

"Do you not remember what i told you last night?"
"it was after 11pm so it doesn't count"
"What sort of crap rule is that?"
"You have never heard of the Late Night Rule?"

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late night jimmy

(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun

1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.

2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"

"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."

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late night automatic

booty call at anytime of the day, one that won't turn you down for anything. used in the song Late Night Automatic By Kevin Rudolf Ft. Three 6 Mafia

I called Brooke at 3AM for a booty call, while she was sleeping, she rolled out of bed and she my house in less than 5 minutes! I swear she's my late night automatic.

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