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A BIC brand lighter that is completely white.
A white lighter is a bad omen, which must be immediately removed and destroyed to balance karma.
All three performers Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Marlyn Monroe died at the age of 27 with white lighters on them, they were all also left handed.
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To hustle everyday in a effort to remove all of your stock and get paid accordingly.
25 lighters on my dresser/yes sir/I got to get paid.
(See the DJ DMD,FAT PAT,LIL' KEKE song "25 Lighters" for further guidence.
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The only phrase needed when you want to interupt work-related discussion to ask about lunch plans for the day.
Scott: ...as long as we can get this done by Thursday, we'll be fine.
Todd: No problem. So, on a lighter note...
Scott: I've had jewdoba all week. I'm ready for fuckin' Hooters today.
Todd: Awesome. Let's go.
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Not that its a big deal, but the 1st time I ever heard it was on the 8Ball & MJG track "All In My Mind" off of On Top of the World. MJG says it.
"280 pounds of hay, every damn day I gotta test a,
25 lighters on my dressa' , yes ah,"
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Lighter Nazi- When at a party, a lighter nazi is someone who is carrying an unlit cigarette or joint feverishly searching for a lighter and will acquire one at any means necessary except for actually paying for one. The typical strategies of a lighter nazi are...1. Asking someone for a lighter (typically someone too stoned or drunk to pay attention) and then casually slipping it in their own pocket right in front of their face. The lighter nazi will then either attempt to flee the scene or change the subject in order to blatantly use that persons lighter right in front of their face to mindfuck them. 2. Scouring the venue high and low in order to find a lost or forgotten lighter with just enough fluid to use. 3. Stealthily grabbing an owned lighter off of someones lap, hand, or back pocket and slipping it into their own pocket.
If confronted about lighter theft, the lighter nazi will either attempt to...1. Steer the conversation in a different direction. 2. Blatantly tell them that yes, they indeed stole the lighter, and no they will not get it back. 3. Sheepishly return the lighter, and play it off as if everything is cool (punches, vigorous namecalling, and manbitching will ensue).
A lighter nazi is also referred to as "Tommy Hitlighter" ala Adolf Hitler.
"That bitch tommy is alway trying to nazi my lighter."
"I do not mean to be a lighter nazi, sometimes im just too fucked up to realize what im doing."
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Someone who is unlucky and unlucky to be around
This person is the white lighter (T.M.)
1)Dui
2)Evading arrest
3)Running into a stop sign
4)Caught shoplifting beer
5)Got MIP while riding in a friends car (thats his second)
6)Domestic Violence
Ironically he maintains 3.8GPA and isn't a bad kid and still gets girls
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The person who pockets your lighter after everyone is done smoking ,even though it does not belong to them.
After lighting the water pipe the lighter jew placed my lighter in her pocket. She has red hair ug boots and carries a large purse. ( named after a american beer )
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