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A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.
Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.
Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.
Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.
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A woman who is looking for a man on the internet.
Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.
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To hog all the time in a sex swing, as every one else lubes up to fist the sling sitter.
I can believe Ricky is going to be a sling lizard again.
a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.
Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"
Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"
The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.
My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.
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This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.
Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.
In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.
the Lizard King - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis
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