maybe later

a slightly less (or more) dick way of saying "no fucking way."

"Hey man wanna come over later and catch Dancing With the Stars?"

"Maybe later."

"You fuckin' dick."

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T-Maybe

The failed, yet most accurate, brand name suggestion for what is now known as T-Mobile.

I'm sorry for your frustration with T-Maybe's network reliability. Perhaps, getting away from interstate service providers would be best for you.

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solid maybe

When you probably can’t do something but don’t want to eliminate the possibility. Also, it is nicer than “probably not”.

My answer on if I can go is a solid maybe.

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alma maybe

a school, college, or university which one is currently attending

Jody: Does Ivy Tech even have sports teams?
Julie: Hey don't make fun of my alma maybe.

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For sure maybe

This is the term used when you are unsure on a decision but you are leaning more towards yes.

Joe: How about dinner this friday?
Sally: Umm for sure maybe...

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nikki's a maybe

Brett Kavanaugh-type calendar entry indicating sex is imminent

oh shit I just read nikki's a maybe on Brett Kavanaugh's calendar so he was definitely planning on getting some strange

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definitely maybe

1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.

the track listing is

1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )

The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.

Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?

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