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pronounced like hangover, is the feeling of being high the next morning after a crazy night with your people. all the goods of being hungover minus the headache
Man: dude someone was passing a blunt around last night, now im sooooo hi-ng over
Jessica please believe me when I say tae ng kalabaw.
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Literally: Comparing the Size of Penises/Dicks.
A phrase in which Filipino parents compare the achievements of their children from the children of relatives and friends, thus gaining bragging points as a "good parent."
"Uy pinsan, narinig mo ba? Tamad ka raw sabi ng nanay ko."
(Hey cousin, have you heard? My mom said that you're lazy.)
"'Yan na naman nanay mo eh, nakikipaglakihan na naman ng tite."
(There goes your mom again, comparing her dick palakihan ng tite again.)
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A girl who frequently makes questionable decisions that climax in her deciding to have sex in public toilets (especially in the NW1 area) swallow vegetarians' jizz and encourage their sexual partners to eat their own come in a show of solidarity. They are also known to grind like they are working for tips (especially in open spaces, such as public parks) and often get referred to as NG's in street talk. Fun fact-NG's often drive MG's (trophy versions) - fancy that!
'That nasty gal 'NG' is off the hook, look at her grinding like she's working for tips and grabbing her titties for Biggie'
A style of Southern Shaolin Kung Fu, created about 250 years ago brought from China in the early 20th century by Grandmaster Ark Yuey Wong. He became the first traditional Kung Fu master to teach non-Chinese real Kung Fu in the 60's.
Meaning "Five Family Fist" or "Five Family Boxing", the style puts together the knowledge of the 5 most famous Kung Fu styles from the south of China: Hung Gar (Punching), Lee Gar (Defense), Fut Gar (Open hand techniques), Mok Gar (Kicks) and Choy Gar (Stances and footwork). It is also famous for it's teaching of the 5 Shaolin Animals: Tiger, Dragon, Crane, Snake and Leopard, being one of the first styles to introduce the concept of animal kung fu to the West. As a good southern style, it is known for it's powerful and versatile hand techniques and it's use of quick, deceptive and powerful low kicks, with the 'shadowless kick' being a staple of the system.
It became an incredibly important martial art, influencing several styles through their creators, who absorbed parts of Ng Ga Kuen into theirs styles, such as Bruce Lee and Dan Inosanto, creator and preserver of Jeet Kune Do, Douglas Wong creator of White Lotus Kung Fu, Ed Parker, the creator of American Kenpo Karate, Haumea Lefiti who created Lima Lama, James Woo creator of Kung Fu San Soo, among many others.
Today, Ng Ga Kuen is taught in many shapes through the United States, México, Canada and Central and South America.
You'd better not mess with that Miriam girl, I heard she knows Ng Ga Kuen Kung Fu!
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