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A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.
Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?
Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.
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Nelson is someone who is the level above a retard, usually got 4 kids to 7 different woman and works at sub way. This person tends to have little or no math skills and would try and sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £60.
Ben: If your pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?
Nath: shut up you Nelson.
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Verb: To not be up to date with modern lingo. To not be "down with the kids", usually due to large alcohol intake.
Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.
Rebecca was a total nelson. In fact, she nelson'd the other day when somebody rofl'd at her.
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Homosexually denied by a hurricane who is a little adopted bird who thinks he is The Grefg
Wow your turning into a Nelson
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Nick Nelson is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper". He is the most precious, walking green flag boy to ever exist. If you haven't watched or read heartstopper already WTF ARE YOU DOING READ/WATCH IT RIGHT TF NOW ITS ON NETFLIX AND WEBTOON OSNGOI OMFG RSG J
"Hey, have you seen Heartstopper yet?"
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)
A manager at USAA. If you bump into him watch out! He looks exactly like a Wii character and won’t hesitate to make you take back to back phone calls, then make up stories about you. He’s known for his spikes hair and dwarfism. As all managers are rooster suckers at USAA, this guy takes one of the top seats for sucking directors rooster.
Nelson Kuminmymouth is a manager at USAA in the Addison, TX location.
Alternate name for the black-capped chickadee. Named after Nelson Muntz, the bully on the Simpsons with the lackadasical and mocking laugh: "Ha-ha." The black-capped chickadee has two songs, the familiar 'chick-a-dee-dee-dee!' and a song that sounds like Nelson's 'Ha-ha." laugh. Listen here: http://www.learnbirdsongs.com/birdsong.php?id=12
Chris: Hey! That bird sounds just like Nelson on the Simpsons!
Mary: Yeah, that's The Nelson Bird! I think it's real name is the chickadee.
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