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For some strange reason, do you want to know how to be "a nicky"? Follow these simple rules:
1. Constantly call people bitches.
2. Cock block. Whether it is a couple, or just a group of friends, find a way to cock block.
3. Be as awkward as possible in all situations.
4. Posses NO social skills.
5. Be a flaming faggot and annoy the hell out of your friends.
6. Don't get invited anywhere because you're annoying.
7. Attain some severe injury so people feel bad for you and hang out with you out of pity.
8. Proceed to pretend to have friends.
And THAT, is how you become "a nicky".
Girl and guy: *making out*
A Nicky: HAHA HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP LOL BITCH!
Guy: So, yeah, last weeken-
A Nicky: Haha! Penis lol guys!
Group of people: Let's all chill next weekend, oh wait, Nicky's coming quiet down!
A Nicky: Guys I'm in the hospital..
Everyone: Oh... I kinda feel bad.. uhmm.. hey Nicky uh... wanna like maybe sit with us at lunch..? God, we're gonna regret this.
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Nicki is described as hot, brown eyes, brown skin and is thicc af.. She can be also known to be a little naughty ; ) She is the type of person who keeps going back to the same guy over and over and over again!
Me: Have you met my new gf?
Friend: I heard that she is a Nicki
Me: Yup she sure is
Friend: What a lucky bastard!
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A fat lump of shit who usually doesnt talk-- but when he does its very funny or stupid, nick is a name for an idiot who is stupid in school. He is the kid to jerk off in the school bathroom using the soap as lube. Nick is a fucking creep and has no friends cause he scares people away
"Dude, Nicky A is a vibe killer, that motherfucker"
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A hilarious game where you gather up a bunch of your friends and go knocking on peoples doors and run away. This really makes the victim mad. Want something more thrilling (and funny)? See Donkey Kick but my definition, not the perverted ones.
Hey lets go play Nicky Nicky Nine Doors on McCullagh, she gets so mad.
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When one engages in a conversation and then itches his balls furiously, casually thinking that nobody else noticed.
Jim: Hi guys (Itches balls)
Tim: Eww dude stop nickying!
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A slang term for the act of cock-teasing
Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.
That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!
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