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a big pain you have when your spouse is having the same pain at the same time.
OH SHIT!! I'm having a baby!!!
Boyfriend: SO AM I!!!
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Someone who always seems down, depressed, have bad luck, in bad relationships. Someone who you always seem to be trying to cheer up, help emotionally and who just never seems to be happy with their lot in life. A little like an energy vampire you are drained
On forums a member who never seem to post happy threads, who always seems to be posting about how bad their life is and no matter how much you try to help or offer sympathy they continue to be miserable} to the point that you feel depressed everytime you read a thread of theirs, you feel in the grip of a energy vampire but they drain your sympathy away leaving nothing for someone who really needs it. A sympathy vampire eventually sucks the life from the forum
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Shaving your head because a friend is in cancer chemotherapy and loses her hair.
What a nice picture. I'm happy your friends care enough about you to get sympathy shaves.
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Someone who insists on expounding every detail about every issue in their life every time they see you in hopes you'll feel bad for them. Somehow these people always have a lot of terrible things happen to them. Even though you do feel bad for them, you get tired of hearing about it.
Andrew cornered me in the hall and updated me on his sister's crippling car crash, his mother's botched dialysis, his divorce, and how his cat died last week, even though he just told me yesterday. He's such a sympathy whore.
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Like anglers hunting for fish, these sad sacks cast out their hooks -- baited with vague tales of woe -- in the hopes of landing concerned responses. Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention.
The Sympathy Baiter. "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." "Jim could really use some good news about now."
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Having sex with someone as you feel sorry for them. Typically used when either instigator has just left a relationship.
'Ciara was a bit pissed jake left her, so I gave her a sympathy throwdown'
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Much like a "pitty f*ck", a male will offer a friend who has trouble getting sex the tip of his penis for gratification. He only does this because he feels bad for his friend, and he only offers the tip, and not the entire shaft, because it means less when it's just the tip.
Venus was hard off for some booty, and I couldn't help but to offer her some Sympathy Tip.