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a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker
My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man
That one kid that likes anime a lot. Also enjoys compliments about how he looks like Frankie Munez. Also is a seaman. Enjoys long walks on the beach with his dog.
Wow Victor Vaseline really looks like Frankie Munez.
This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.
"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"
A solution for your other chapped lips
Your pussy so crusty, you need some vagina Vaseline!
The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.
Vaseline Swag.
When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.
Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?