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Swag. Sex with Andrew Garfield. Swag.
“God i really wish i had swag.”
“You are cool don’t worry?”
“Not that kind of swag, Debra. Sex with Andrew Garfield swag.”
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SWAG is an acronym for the following:
S - STUFF
W - WE
A - ALL
G - GET
It should NOT be confused with shwag or shwagg, even if crappy pot is all you and your friends get.
The stuff you get for free at sponsored events. Radio stations give away SWAG, (key chains, tshirts, stickers, etc.)
Tween Girl: OMG! I went to the Justin Bieber concert and all the SWAG had his face on it! SQUEEEEEEEE!
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The way in which you carry yourself. Swag is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. Swag can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. You gain swag, or "Swag up", by performing swag worthy actions that improve this perception. A person can also "swag down," by being an overall pussy and garnering negative swag for their actions. Swag is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people. Swag can also be quantified, with point systems existing in some circles of friends.
"I got with two girls last night"
"Awesome dude, that's some swag"
"I think one of them was my sister though..."
"Negative swag"
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"I'm digging that strut son, I like your swag"
"Thanks Dad"
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"I don't think I can go out tonight, I got too much work"
"Swag up you little bitch"
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"If I finish this pizza in under 3 minutes, can I get a swag point?"
"You really don't understand swag...do you?"
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It does NOT mean 'Secretly we are gay'. Morons.
Origins:While many common terms have entered the English language as acronyms. only rarely did that phenomenon occur prior to the mid-twentieth century. Yet that fact stops few from reaching for acronymic explanations for a variety of far older words, especially in instances where the true etymologies aren't crystal clear.
Swag is one such misunderstood word. Some of the acronymic explanations for it that we've encountered are:
- Secretly We Are Gay
- Stuff We All Get
- Stuff We Ain't Got
- Scientific Wild Arsed Guess
- Sold Without A Guarantee
Not surprisingly, none of those explanations is correct. The word 'swag' is not an acronym, nor has it anything to do with homosexual men surreptitiously attracting like-minded souls to partake of a group activity. It is instead a corruption of the Scandinavian "svagga", meaning "to rock unsteadily or lurch" and entered the English language in the 13th or 14th century, with its earliest print sighting dating to 1303. Over time its meaning evolved into that of "hanging loosely or heavily, to sag," and by 1794 picked up the additional meanings of "booty or plunder" and "a hanging wreath or garland."
In current common usage, swag has a number of meanings:
- Illegally obtained goods.
- Free stuff
- A decorative garland hung in such a way that loops of it hang freely.
Man: Look at that dude's clothes, he has Swag.
or
Man: Let's see what swag you have from robbing that house.
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SWAG, too, is an acronym. It stands for "Secretly, we ass-fucked Ganondorf." A way of measuring someone's capacity to ass-fuck. The more you fuck Ganondorf, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.
Jack: Hey, Duke!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!
Swag is acronym for “S3x with Andrew Garfield”
“I want swag”
“Have you had swag yet?”
*any Andrew Garfield edit comment section on tik tok* : “swag.”
Acronym for Sex With Andrew Garfield
“I wish I could have SWAG right now.”